The Weirdo in me !!

Been tagged again.. Need to thank weirdo Still Figuring Out for that.
I got to list down 6 weird things about me.

Here we go..

1. The first thing thats really weird about me is that I look weird. Now, have you seen any gal who really doesnt look like one ? If need be, you gotta see me.. I am not the kind of girl that dresses up neatly in traditional wear/simply say a salwar and go around and gossip and giggle and talk/dream about Surya or Zayed Khan. I slide into pants and shirts, always, yes, even at work. I have short hair, even possessed the military cut with sharp and sleek edges while in college. Hey, that doesnt mean I am not a girl ok ;-)

2. When someone is talking to me, I shake my head, but am actually doing a hip-hop with the King of Pop on the dance floor, or having a date out with Johnny Depp, or even parasailing with a panda. Ocassionally I also imagine him as my opponent in a heavy weight kickboxing championship and I spit salty saliva right into his bleeding eye. Then end up with a silly Rocky number - Go for it.., yeah.., go for it..

3. I dont suffer from an MPD, but its not just one but many alter-egos that come out quite often. The director who won 19 oscars, the choreographer that teaches dance to J.Lo, the model-celebrity-socialite walking on the red carpet;sharing a piece of gossip with Claudia Schiffer, the kung-fu master that rules the 18 temples of Shaolin, the pop singer live in concert at Madison Square Gardens, the Pharoah architecting pyramids at Giza, the reporter covering news on bomb blasts in Israel, the President of America; ready to let go the two secret keys in Cheyenne Mountains that release nuclear weapons on rest of the world....my imagination has no bounds :-)

4. Its that, just that...mmm.. what..I guess it starts with..er.. See, I forgot.. Now I remember..its my forgetfulness that I forgot to tell you about. I forget so many things. Forget to take my vehicle keys, to take lunch to school, to do the homework (Got thrashings several times from Miss Sharon), to wish a friend for birthday (and end up receiving none for mine), to watch my favorite tv shows, to even pour water into the cooker when I cook rice (now I know why I am never left home alone :-(...)

5. Everything needs to be in perfection. "Adjust" and "Compromise" - the two words in the English language that I hate..the words of the incapable..the words that could get you doomed for life..Why should you adjust with something, would you accept life at a discount? If I want something, it has to be perfect, full, upto the brim, even my morning coffee..I would not call this weird in me, actually am proud of it. But people say, I complain :-(

6. No sweat life, work 5 hours a day, weekend movies, party around, buy whatever my people ask for, try out the best clothes, drive the best of cars. Never worry about bank balances and insurance policies and building houses and acquiring lands and to hell with life long budgets.

I tag some buddies

Arz000n

Curious

Ducky

Immortal

Queen Bee

Sukhanya

Tagged !!

Looks like I've been 100 light years away from my blog. Was just occupied with crazy people...the common cold. Aachoo.. Bless me..

Sorry, did I sneeze on you ? Hope I didnt ;-) Well never mind, sit down with a couple of tissues before you read along.

First of all, thanks to Queen Bee, for tagging me. Am supposed to reveal some personal secrets. Ssshh.. Dont tell anyone ok ?

Here we go.. 8 points on my kind of man..

1. Speak out ! Just dont hide it. Love or hate.

2. Please dont lie. I cant tolerate that. Live up to your commitments. If you have promised me a Camry, get me one. But think twice before you promise ;-)

3. Looks, looks, looks.. can deceive, but I would never settle down for something less. A small beard on the chin would look cute on you. And yes, clothes maketh a man. The "dressing sense" certainly applies. Dont dress up like a tailor. White pants and yellow shirt ?? Good bye, honey .

4. When on a rainy day, am fully drenched and I come home, please make me some hot tea, would you ?? :-)

5. Dont wait outside the shop like other men, when we do the shopping. Come on along and choose the best for me.

6. Dont talk business when at home. That really pisses me off ok !

7. A lovely trip, once a year is fine. Anywhere around the world. Dinner is my bill, thats a deal.

8. Smoking and drinking ? Please dont pass them over to me.. If I see one of these in you, expect a bed full of cockroaches...

DID I ASK FOR MORE ??

And I tag some buddies -

Instructions :
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

IcEyez
Blue Athena
Black Love
Curious
Ducky
Still Figuring Out
Eclectic Thoughts
Digiviz

GeT OUT oF My wAy !!

I was reminded of our comedy king Vivek who spat a dialogue in a very old movie of his : "Accident aana ambulance' kku solli anupuvom, andha ambulance' ke accident aana yaar kitta solluvom... "
This sounds quite funny right :-)

Well, it looked funny too. One lorry bumped into an ambulance ! This ambulance was waiting behind a big row of vehicles in the signal. Yes, in the signal.

His poor siren went on and on and on. Who cares ? All the tracks were blocked by vehicles. All of them waiting for the countdown 39,38,37..

Well its a road rule that every vehicle must leave "some way" if they hear a siren.

The ambu trying to get into a small empty space. Down came an lorry and broke the ambulance's bones.... coz both were fighting for the space.

Now that's what I call a population explosion...